217. Optimizing Foreplay & Ass Play for Beginners

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

THH is officially on Youtube!! Tune in (or watch) to hear why your sex life is probably boring and what to do about it. Why “spit is NOT suffice” -although still hot. The best tips for anal sex beginners (spoiler: we have a journey- it should be a fun journey!) and more in todays episode. If you love listener questions or are into audio erotica…the PATREON is the place for you. BlueChew: Try BlueChew free for a month using code ‘housewife” at checkout-just pay $5 flat for shipping! Go to BlueChew.com to learn more. EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off + 1 month FREE at Planet Fitness using code Housewifepf at www.Everyplate.com/podcast Butter Wellness: Receive 30% off your Perinium Massager at Butterwellness.com using code “Housewife”. BathMate: Shop at BathMateDirect.com/hornyhousewife and do something for your manhood today! Listener Questions? ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Subscribe to THH Youtube at www.youtube.com/@THHpod

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast. For more from our sex podcast collective, visit
0:06.1	pleasure podcasts.com.
0:12.3	Guys, you don't even know how many times I've tried to do this.
0:21.4	Mommies and daddy's brothers and sisters, welcome back to the horny housewife.
0:27.0	I'm on video.
0:29.2	Goodbye.
0:30.5	Whoopty-do.
0:31.5	Happy New Year.
0:32.8	Hope you had a beautiful Christmas and a wonderful New Year's.
0:37.2	The older I get, which I'm not old, but the older I get, definitely. beautiful Christmas and a wonderful New Year's.
0:43.1	The older I get, which I'm not old, but the older I get, definitely not less chaotic,
0:47.0	but the less fun, did I say that?
0:51.8	I mean, yes, we love keeping the magic alive for our kids.
0:56.0	I'll tell you an embarrassing story. My son is seven,
1:07.2	and we were in Target, and I prefaced that, like, we are not going to get anything except the birthday boy a present. Prefessed. I prefaced it.
1:12.0	Like they say to do.
1:13.3	I did a boundary.
1:14.7	We go in,
1:15.9	Mom, I want,
1:16.8	Mom, I want this.
1:17.7	I need help.
1:18.5	Please, please, please.
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