217: Johnny's Lawyer (w/ Jacob Dysart!)

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5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Johnny's lawyer (Jacob Dysart) joins Johnny, Marika, Saige, Emma, and Geoff to discuss Prettywack Industries' recent legal woes, the currency of chill hangs, and serial accidental cheating.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:07.0	Previously on the headgum podcast.
0:10.0	Per the independent scientists warn that stopping toddlers napping could be
0:13.5	dangerous. So? What's that? So what?
0:17.3	How? What is that? Well I didn't read the whole article. Dangerous for who?
0:22.9	The fucking parents because of the rage of the tyke.
0:27.8	When I was three, I threw a dish at my daddy.
0:32.6	So Jake, this is why Jeff wanted you here.
0:36.7	This is why he was so out of it about you not being able to leave.
0:41.3	There's no way. He heard the rhyme, he can get out of here.
0:45.0	None of us have kids.
0:46.0	None of us are with child here.
0:48.0	Is that safe to say?
0:49.0	With child means pregnant, so.
0:50.0	I know, but even that would be a little bit closer to having a dangerous
0:53.9	bucker just feel free to project even if you clip.
0:59.4	Terrible.
1:00.4	Got it. What's that? What's that? What's that?
1:17.3	What's that?
1:18.3	Uh, guys, it's that Thursday feeling, right? T. G. I T. G. T. T. T. H.
1:26.0	I just want to try and steer us in the right direction,
1:29.0	which is towards joy and away from division.
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