217: Health Care (extended cut)

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um…yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist." Prepare your fake diseases and get ready for Michael’s big surprise—this week we’re taking about Health Care! We take a deep dive into this season 1 episode, covering everything from Dwight picking the health care plan to Michael’s ‘Operation Surprise’ to Jim and Pam’s spontaneous dental hydroplosion. And we make sure to mention all of the hot dog fingers, industrial coal elevators, and ice cream sandwiches that go into the episode. Then we head to the Conference Room where we talk about dream Office trips/excursions, fall recipes, and more to close out the episode. This episode is brought to you by Factor! Head to factormeals.com/scott50 and use code scott50 to get 50% off! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We are Bragg, makers of the Apple Sider Vinegar with the big yellow label now and capsule
0:05.4	form with even more benefits so you can put it in your pocket, put it in your jeans tiny
0:10.6	pocket, take it with your morning oats for your health, go bull riding with it, go to
0:15.2	the moon with it, pretend it's a magical pill that helps support immunity, it has zinc
0:19.3	and vitamin D so it does, carry it in your purse, carry it through airport security, take
0:23.8	that to your say, it's Bragg Apple Sider Vinegar, now and capsule form, Bragg, it's not
0:28.8	weird if it works. Alex met Sam at nursery, they were first
0:32.7	loves, they built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school and were each other's first
0:40.9	kiss, they were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music. While Alex enjoyed folk,
0:52.0	first loves are kind of like your current account, if they aren't working for you anymore,
0:56.9	maybe it's time to switch with the current account, switch service, dive into a magical
1:03.3	world of fruity, flavorful hydration with splash blast and splash fizz, flavored water
1:09.3	beverages, tea pain is your guide, splash blast is your bed, or if you prefer some bubbles,
1:17.1	go for splash fizz, flavor up in the splash zone, visit drinksplash.com to see which of your
1:23.6	favorite retailers carry splash blast and splash fizz,
1:54.6	Ryan mentioned the other day she was like, wow, when you get done, you just like end the
2:00.6	call. I just, yeah, yeah, it's just nice to talk to you guys as well. I know, wait, how's
2:07.6	called doing? What about Peter and Mary and their family and the Griffiths? Bye Edwin. Bye.
2:19.6	Bye Edwin.
2:20.6	Bye Edwin.
2:49.6	Hello and welcome to the Michael Scott podcast company, a show four fans of the office,
3:00.6	by fans of the office. I'm your host and healthcare provider, Sean Roni.
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