#2160: Melon Collie

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Touch screen? Boo! Plus: Carla has a new project, bitter cold, a trip to the Keys... and bad good people.

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0:00.0	Today on the Mike O'Mara show,
0:03.8	when those people are doing their grocery shopping in their jammies,
0:07.5	that means they haven't wiped their ass.
0:09.3	Of course!
0:10.3	They haven't blown their nose.
0:11.5	They haven't. They haven't thought about nose. They haven't. They're as lazy with their personal hygiene as they are with their public demeanor.
0:18.2	And now that it's cold and flu season, I never lick the basket.
0:21.1	A new cheap wrangler, it's got a brand new suspension, new body,
0:24.8	2019, gorgeous car.
0:26.2	I always say, I've never said that, but I like the Jeffs.
0:29.2	Even if you're playing, you know, 70,000 dollars for a $10,000 car.
0:33.4	That's what he was screaming when he bought the Audi.
0:35.6	Yeah, Jeep Wrangler.
0:37.6	And this in from the peanut gallery, the control room, Maddie, and Pony Boy.
0:44.3	And I'm sorry, I know I'm breaking the fourth wall here,
0:46.4	but it says.
0:47.5	What they say?
0:48.1	If little Michael gets more subscribers than Big Michael,
0:50.9	we're screwed. All that and more.
0:55.6	The Myco-Mera show starts now.
0:59.6	Mike O'Mera, Radio Entertainment.
1:04.0	Today's episode of the Mike O'Mara Show is brought to you by our bonus packages.
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