216: Quarantine Babies news
The Last Post
Chris Skinner
4.8 • 729 Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
Exciting procreation news today as celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman reveals to host Alice Fraser that there is an all-new gestation period for Covid-conceived foetuses, who appear to be weighing up whether it's worth entering the world in its current state.
To hear more from Andy, head to episodes such as 163 (Food Delivery news), 168 (Political Scandal news) or 176 (K-Pop Prankster news).
This is a Bugle Podcasts production.
This episode was produced by Ped Hunter and Chris Skinner.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's producer Chris from the Bugle here. Did you know that I have a new series of my podcast, |
| 0:04.9 | Richie Firth Travel Hacker, out now. It's the show where Richie Firth and I talk about how to make |
| 0:10.4 | travel better in our very special way. In this series, we discuss lime bikes, Tesla's, the London |
| 0:18.1 | Overground and a whole bunch of other random stuff that possibly involves wheels or tracks or engines of some variety. |
| 0:25.6 | God, what a hot sell this is. I mean, you must be so excited. Listen now. |
| 0:34.6 | When passions run high And secrets run deep |
| 0:37.9 | When plots twist and turn and turn and twist |
| 0:41.3 | When you love and loathe characters in equal measure |
| 0:44.8 | Oh I think she's a wrongan |
| 0:46.4 | Yeah, it's the shifty eyes |
| 0:48.0 | Nothing brings us together like great TV |
| 0:51.5 | And a TV licence covers you to watch all TV channels plus BBC Eye Player |
| 0:57.0 | so you can bond over your favourite soaps and dramas. |
| 1:00.9 | Search TV licence together. |
| 1:05.5 | The Bugle presents the last post with Alice Fraser. |
| 1:34.9 | Hello, posters and welcome to The Last Post, the final word in this, the most final of worlds. |
| 1:38.8 | Today's episode marks Monday the 3rd of August 2020. |
| 1:46.6 | Holy shit this year is going fast, despite being outrageously overpacked with eventful events like an exploding suitcase on the carousel of human history. |
| 1:52.5 | Ah, the carousel. Remember planes? Luggage carousels? Wasn't that a fun time? |
| 1:59.1 | Partly, of course, to me, August always feels like the end of the year because I mix August up with October. I have monthular dyslexia. |
| 2:01.3 | March and May, October, August, June, July. |
| 2:05.8 | That's a fact. Expect me to fail to properly schedule or keep any appointments in those periods or in fact any other periods. And the first week of August, as always marks more or less |
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