216: Mayonnaise With Every Meal vs Hot Sauce | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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All Def

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 800 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Paige Bryan
B.T. Kingsley

This Week We Discuss
Mayonnaise With Every Meal vs Hot Sauce
Receive A Nude Picture vs Video
Super Organized Partner W No Sense Of Humor vs Messy But Hilarious

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, Meg.
0:01.3	Show your face, BT.
0:04.2	Get on here because you're ugly. You don't want to show it. Okay. I love it. Hey, B.T.'s, uh, fat face that he'd be doing that little character when he'd be giving the update. Is that? No, no, it's a, it's a, um, a filter he uses. He went, hey, hi.
0:24.3	It's like a smush face with the cheats are real good.
0:26.2	What's up, VT? He is a high value man.
0:30.3	What was that?
0:30.8	He makes $78,000.
0:36.7	What's up? Bartholomew Theodotius. Boom,000. What's up?
0:38.3	Bartholomew Theodotius.
0:40.9	Hey, Nick,
0:41.5	I'm sorry, I don't know what your name is.
0:45.3	Young Cloud.
0:45.9	I'm not going to tell me
0:46.6	your real name, Bartholomew.
0:48.5	Mm-hmm.
0:51.2	Young Cloud.
0:52.2	What's proper thing?
0:53.4	What's up, Kingsley? What you've been doing, man? Shit. I was eating a popsicle. You were eating a popsicle? I was eating a popsicle, but the streets can't see that. So, you know what I mean? You were eating a noon pop? A little, bro. How you break the fast, you know what kind? What kind of popsicle? Oh, are you still eating it? I don't know. Pop a little, bro. How you break the fast? What kind of popsicle? Oh, are you still eating it? Did you just go off camera to suck a popsicle? No, I bid it. Yes, he did. You didn't return. Just eat it like this. Just go like that. I don't know why you men are so weird.
1:29.5	You didn't chew nothing. You really, wow,
1:31.2	this is sexual.
1:33.3	This is crazy. This is going off camera.
1:35.1	Is it the one that in the plastic?
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