216 - If These Hotel Washcloths Could Talk

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:39 A Bit Of Botox 01:35 Happy Birthday Andy 03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission 07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon 08:43 Prince Paisley Park 09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great 11:53 The Mall Of America 16:10 Cinnabon 19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog 22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove 24:05 Pranks 27:53 Turning 47 34:40 Addiction 37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin 39:42 People Off The Rails 41:54 Hotel Washcloths 44:38 Balancing Each Other Out 49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine 01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The phone that you used to call that prank, that's been up someone's butt.
0:04.5	You know, like everything, you have to assume everything has been up someone's butt.
0:10.3	Yes!
0:13.0	That phone has definitely touched a butt. Nobody's listening, right?
0:31.6	Hi, Andy.
0:32.5	Hello.
0:33.5	I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour, so nobody were listening.
0:55.4	I am too. I just want to get ahead of something. Yeah. I got a bit of Botox. Okay. In my forehead. Yeah. Does this look insane? Like, I feel like I cannot move my face. Well, I hadn't noticed when you had it done, but I was sort of out of town.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:58.3	So I don't know if I'm the right person to ask.
0:59.3	Well, do you notice now?
1:01.5	I don't know.
1:03.4	Like, you have other issues going on.
1:07.8	You're like falling apart in general, so I don't know what's affecting the other thing.
1:09.8	You also can't move your neck right now. No, no.
1:12.5	I did something funky to my neck and back, my pussy, and my crack. That's right. And we're also probably not doing
1:19.6	you any favors this week because our camera situation is a little different just this week, too.
1:25.1	But next week, we're going to really, our game's going to be dialed in better.
1:28.6	Okay. Yeah. So, whatever. I look great. I look a hot mess.
1:34.1	You look smooth. I, yesterday was your birthday, your 47th, and I took a picture.
1:40.8	Cameras were out. We were taking pictures. and I took a picture with me and Otis.
1:45.0	Yeah. And I wanted to look like, hey. Yeah. And I just looked sad. We should, I mean, what we should
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