Hi everyone, welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, Jair Mom, joined as always by Jair Dad. Hi! Nice to see you again Jair Dad. Very good to see you again. It was nine days. I was gone for nine days. A million days. It did seem like a million days. I'm so glad to be back. I got a beard and cut it off in that time.

I mean, you could have. I wouldn't have known. I did. I had, you know, yeah. I'm glad you cut it off by the time I got home. I had a, like, mallet shaved out of the mallet.

The cocktail of the week this week is the Diablo. El Diablo. It is Blenheim's ginger ale, which you can kind of only get in the south or on the internet. But it's real spicy, spicy ginger ale. Ginger beer. Yeah, it is.

I think it's ginger ale. Anyway, Blenheim's really good. And tequila. And then the recipe calls for creme de casseis, which is a black, current, flavored liqueur. But we didn't have any. So I substituted. I think it's really just to make it red. So it's kind of like a mule tequila mule. Is there a word word tequila mule?

I think I talked about this. I don't think there is a tequila and ginger doesn't is not a mule in the mule family should be. Yeah, well, anyway, it's called El Diablo. It's real tasty. Zippy because the Blenheim's is real zippy. I think the way you made it, it's like more of a minor team and then the devil himself. That's fine. It's pretty good though. El minor Diablo.

El Diablito. That's really good. Nice.

Okay. Thanks for everybody's patience that we did not podcast last week. It's been an eventful couple weeks since we last did the podcast.

Oh, yeah, I just want to establish this is a rules podcast. This is I checked ahead of time. You did. This is a rules podcast. It is a little bit early, but we didn't podcast last week. So it's fine.

Yeah, I just need to know because, you know, my behavior is totally different now. I am on point precise, focused right now.

We actually had plans to do a no rules podcast after Thanksgiving. Yeah, for weeks. No, I mean, just after Thanksgiving, like I had pulled the super followers and the patron people, like what do you want us to talk about in the no rules?

And then something happened, some dog had something and we ended up not doing it. And then I left and then we didn't even do regular one. So we've got a lot of material for a no rules podcast in the near future.

Even just the dog updates might take five hours. Yeah, we know we got a lot to talk about. That's in the rules part.

So I left the Sunday after Thanksgiving to go to Maryland. I saw my physical therapist and I did some medical stuff and I did some work stuff.

And while I was gone, a whole bunch of crap happened. And every time I leave, I get nervous because it's really hard to be one person taking care of these six dogs. I think any six dogs, but especially these six dogs.

And I'm like, what's the worst scenario, of course, is that voodoo has uncontrollable seizures and has to like go all the way up to Miami to the neurologist. And there's only one person. And literally on Sunday, I think I was in the plane and voodoo had a seizure.

Yeah, but you I think you talked about it before. And he's like, that's my real worry. And I'm like, he just had one. It's fine. It's not a problem. We just managed a whole thing. Look at him. He's like a happy little voodoo because he took you to the airport with Gwok. Yeah.

And then you got home when he had a seizure.

Oh, it's terrible. And then later in the afternoon, he had a seizure.

Yeah. And then at night, he had a seizure. And so, which yeah, like a, I mean, it's like 10. He had his third, I think.

I think it was seven because then we, what happens then when he's starting to go into these clusters of seizures, as we call our neurologist, who we have now in Miami, and they open the clinic, they actually had the clinic open. And they take him in to they hospitalized them.

And so I think you were getting to their, getting there at 11.

Yeah. So he had his first seizure. I sprayed the stuff in his nose. We increased the dosage of Kebra.

...