The The Welcome to another sparkling edition of the Thought Police, slightly later than

advertised this week, I'm afraid, partly because we weren't able to record on Monday because I didn't

have a fucking voice. Kevin O'Sullivan and however is here very patiently waited till

Thursday so we could do it together. We're recording in a slightly different venue but anyway welcome to I think your voice is breaking

I think that's great is I find it maturing I mean I used to joke that I finally matured at the age of about 56 and now my voice is finally broken

I might actually start being sensible.

It's the early stages of puberty I hope it works out for you.

Yeah I mean that'll be why I'm a bit spotty. But I tell you what,

I'm one of those people that I don't get ill very often but when I get ill, you get

fucking ill and I get fucking ill and I fucking hate it. I literally hate it. I've been with people, I'd have a great

rail with the dentist the other day because I rang them up and I was like I just didn't

really fancy going and it was only for a clean it wasn't anything bad and this woman

goes oh I wish you'd called us this morning

morning I said well I didn't call you fucking this morning because I thought this morning I might be alright but obviously now I'm not all right I presume you don't want me coming coughing all over the place

you know I didn't expect you to start giving me a

fucking hard time, you know, she was quite taking aback at it.

Well the dentist, you know, you're being nice to the fucking dentist,

aren't you? Well, yeah. Not breeding your fucking journal. Also they charge me a fucking lot of money for what they do so you think they would treat me as if they wanted me as a

fucking customer as opposed to telling me off because and I said by the way you moved the

fucking appointment from the time it was meant to be done about a month

ago so I'm not having any of your shit.

No no, no, twice.

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