#216: Born a Rock, Die a Rock

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Walt’s vision of Utopia sounds suspiciously like a dictatorship. The outrageously offensive subject of “White Face” is broached. Q is pegged as a donkey.

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0:00.0	A walrus saves your life?
0:02.5	Why are you doing this?
0:05.7	Are you really mourning your humanity?
0:08.3	I don't understand.
0:10.6	Who in the hell would want to be human?
0:13.9	From writer, director, and podcaster, Kevin Smith.
0:18.0	I'm so scared.
0:19.9	This guy wants to turn into an animal or something.
0:24.2	This autumn.
0:25.5	I don't want to die in Canada.
0:27.5	Tusk.
0:32.2	Did you go out in blackface again?
0:38.4	I still think that it's with my yellow fingernails.
1:01.9	I'm arguing it with my yellow fingernails. Are you a glass man, Obama?
1:18.7	What's your position on glass?
1:21.2	I say he got to pull out completely.
1:23.3	I know. You don't have to worry.
1:40.3	You don't have to worry about getting him at all. Why?
1:41.3	He is the human equivalent of a cockroach.
2:04.9	An 80 Samantha Fox, I don't give a damn, I would use her as a life raft.
2:16.5	You don't really hear much about, like say methodists are like
2:17.6	tell him Steve Dave
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