215: If Your Bank Account Could Talk, Realtors Exposed, & Starbucks vs Tennessee Pastor

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	We need a talk.
0:02.0	Ah! Who are you in my abode?
0:04.0	I'm your bank account.
0:05.0	Oh, that's what you look like. I've never looked at you before.
0:07.0	I know! That's the problem.
0:09.0	$13 a day on coffee?
0:11.0	Yeah, that's essential. I mean, what's next? You gotta make fun of me for water?
0:15.0	$200 a month on water. How many bottles do you need?
0:18.0	Reverse osmosis, filter? Are you at the Kardashians' family goldfish?
0:21.6	Oh, I do love that show. I do. Glad you brought that up. How many subscriptions does a man name?
0:26.6	Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, Quibi, Yahoo! Plus? A Patreon to Dungeons and Dragons?
0:31.6	I am a dungeon master, I'll have you know.
0:33.6	Yeah, of what? Your mom's basement?
0:35.6	You better watch it. They're all cast an enchantment on you.
0:38.3	You paid a man through an app to come and change a light bulb.
0:41.3	They're hot.
0:42.3	You're being so leased.
0:43.3	You're the one who made me negative.
0:44.3	Fine.
0:45.3	I'll cut back.
0:46.3	Thank you.
0:47.3	Right after this trip to Miami with some friends.
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