Okay, then, Ian, come on, crack on. I've got to go after I've got to get my toenails done.

The delights of being a television celebrity, eh?

Well, I did, I have realised this week, whilst I've been wearing my dancing shoes,

that my toenails are on display, and they were slightly manky.

Oh.

So, yeah, when we get to the launch show, if you look at certain points, well, hopefully, when I'm

actually doing the dancing, my toenails will be gorgeous. But at some of when i'm actually doing the dancing my toenails

will be gorgeous but at some of the pre-recorded bits my toenails are a bit not so good

do you have that problem um i i do have well actually i don't have manky toenails but i just

i hate feet i don't understand all these people with foot fetishes i just don't have manky toe nails, but I just, I hate feet. I don't understand. All these people with foot fetishes, I just don't understand it. I think feet are horrible. I think they're quite nice, but I think if you're on national TV, you need to have a gel pedicure. I'll take your word for that. By the way, I've got a bone to pick with you. Oh, God. Go on.

I've been reading the Daily Mail this morning, or the Mail website, purely because it came up as a Google alert with my name on it.

Because I do have a Google Alert with my name on it, just to see what awful things people are saying about me.

Now, I'm just going to read you something the Daily Mail says.

Jackie, who presents the podcast for the many with political broadcaster Ian Dale,

okay, so far, that's factual, says Ian is, quote, very jealous.

He said, this is quoting you, quoting me, I hope you don't fall over,

but if you do injure yourself, I could take your place. You did say that. Did I?

Yes. I have no recollection of that at all. That's not the wind-outema sales.

That was one of the very first things you said.

Well, I suppose it's true, isn't it?

Yeah, of course.

It's what you're thinking, for God's sake, and you definitely said it.

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