215. Alyssa Limperis' macchiato microdose

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Globe-trotting animal wrangler, coffee chug champion, and hilarious character comedian, Alyssa Limperis, returns to the Executive Buffet® for more swales and tales of far and near.

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0:00.0	We made USAA insurance for veterans like James.
0:03.4	When he found out how much USAA was helping members save, he said,
0:07.1	It's time to switch.
0:08.2	We'll help you find the right coverage at the right price.
0:11.4	USAA, what you're made of or made for.
0:14.0	Restrictions apply.
0:16.3	Roger.
0:20.5	Okay, I think you're calling the wrong one. Okay. Okay, I think he's pulling the wrong one.
0:24.6	Okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:26.6	And we're still a little bit left in the...
0:29.6	Okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:31.6	Okay.
0:32.6	Okay.
0:33.6	Stand right. What? What? Hi, I'm just on. Okay, I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:52.9	And we're doing it. What's just good.
0:55.0	Hi.
0:56.1	Welcome to the podcast.
0:57.4	This is how it's going to start.
0:58.7	Ah!
1:03.6	Big sweet lord.
1:07.1	Here we are.
1:09.5	The hot tub lid is off.
	...

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