214-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Get out of that Country A** nonsense, pull up your denim and get ready for the get down. We got a hot new anthem for REAL MOMMIES ONLY. Plus, Tommy ran into Joey "Try Eating This and Living" Diaz on a flight and, yeah, meltdown came soon after. Real husbands say, "Show me how those big T**s fart" to their wives and maybe now, you will too? Pastor Manning is completely insane and we have the audio to prove it. REAL TALK is back and we are ready to ROAST the Duggars wildly selfish lifestyle. This episode is offensive.

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0:00.0	jeans. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. I love that. I don't know. My jeans feel kind of loose.
0:30.0	I'm just in the pit, tops of gold, but I keep the pants high. He ain't white, damn. With disinfectant, white,
0:35.4	There's just two of them. I love them discuss. Cool. We can ride in the house, put the same shit down on it.
0:40.4	So fuck you. I'm a friendly bit laughing too. You get up and bang.
0:43.3	I'm in the pit, talking shit. I'm a sin. The fuck is staying. Don't give a story.
0:47.1	Retort. Retort. It can be worth it. It's worth the less, it's worth it.
0:50.9	Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. No, we're poorly trying to disrespect.
0:53.5	You get my house. You grab the fuck. Grab the fuck.
0:55.8	We're more controlled. House of monsters is good. Dicks and a burden. Go. House of monsters now.
1:00.7	Since kids can go to show, House of monsters now. Good. The fuck you think. House of monsters now.
1:06.1	Club up the seat. House of monsters now. This shit is big.
1:11.8	This shit is big. House of monsters. I know the garbage.
1:14.6	I have no idea what that. I know the garbage. House of monsters now.
1:16.3	I should have been in the equal land over here. House of monsters now.
1:18.8	The mom's house podcast doesn't come. House of monsters now.
1:21.8	Oh!
1:22.8	How's your monster now?
1:24.8	It's great, I'm all the fuck out.
1:25.8	How's your monster now?
1:27.8	Come on, but on.
1:31.8	My jeans are so high now.
1:33.8	It's crazy.
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