#214: The Magnifying Glass

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Suffering from low blood sugar and iron, team TESD takes on witch doctors, absent fathers, present fathers and fresh fruit as they look to the sky for thunderclouds.

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0:00.0	A walrus saves your life?
0:02.5	Why are you doing this?
0:05.7	Are you really mourning your humanity?
0:08.3	I don't understand.
0:10.6	Who in the hell would want to be human?
0:13.9	From writer, director, and podcaster, Kevin Smith.
0:18.0	I'm so scared.
0:19.9	This guy wants to turn into an animal or something.
0:23.6	This autumn.
0:24.6	I don't want to die in Canada.
0:26.6	Tusk.
0:27.6	You a foot guy?
0:31.6	Yeah, me neither.
0:36.6	Yeah, me neither.
0:38.8	Could care less about the foot unless it's clubbed. I'm unwilling to comment on any breastfeeding topics.
1:10.0	Do you have to write it down?
1:11.2	No, no.
1:12.2	Your assistant expected to keep tabs on your toilet paper.
1:16.8	Oh, my God.
1:17.8	The indignity of it all.
1:19.8	Oh, my God.
1:21.0	Oh, my God.
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