214: The Families are Fighting! Ft. Midwest Married

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

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🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Amy and Matt from Midwest Married! This episode feels like it covers A LOT of bases. From marital problems, MIL problems, and families that are fighting this unpacks a ton of different issues.. but overall--The family is fighting!! It's giving therapy can't even fix this family dysfunction! Checkout Midwest Married if you want more from Amy and Matt!: https://www.youtube.com/@MidwestMarriedPodcast https://open.spotify.com/show/77gJjOBCL97gYg9iARm6KP Partners: https://Colgate.com Promo Code: TwoHotTakes https://Skims.com/tht Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE episodes: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start 04:12 -- Story 1 22:00 -- Story 2 34:24 -- Story 3 53:41 -- Story 4 1:12:08 -- Story 5 1:22:39 -- Story 6 1:31:33 -- Story 7 1:39:24 -- Story 8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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