I'm not a number cruncher. I'm a number muncher. You know what I'm saying?

I remember never munchers. Wait, number munchers is a thing?

Yeah, it was a video game on floppy disks. I'm sorry, you went to poor school.

I did. Rude. I didn't know what the public school, I don't know what that means.

Your computer lab was just a magazine about computers in a room. It was just a picture of Bill Gates

and Steve Jobs. We used to we used to play Oregon Trail and Word Muncher and Number Muncher.

Yeah, because apparently they were like, you know what, you need to learn in school,

dysentery. Can you tell me how to balance a checkbook? No, but dysentery.

You got to shoot as many animals as possible. And it got help you if you ever get a rabbit.

Oh, yeah. The sparkers were fast, waste of a bullet. They were the hardest to kill and

there was like nothing. You got no meat out of it. Just like you. Oh, I'm hard to kill because

I'm slippery. Why are you so slippery? Yeah, why are you slippery? Like emotionally?

No, he's just coated in petroleum jelly. How do you get ready for sex, Mikey?

It's his actor. I don't. I never prepare for sex. That's my secret.

What's the opposite of a boy scout? That's what I have for sex because I never

Yeah, because he just wants to eat cookies and do prats.

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin MPH. I'm Mikey. And I'm your Horror Virgin Todd,

which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. And this week,

you two made me watch seven. So I'm assuming you guys have seen this movie before,

because it was like a huge fucking movie. Yeah, okay. It had been a long time, though.

It had been a while for me. It's been since college probably. We used to watch it college a lot.

So I realized that I had watched part of this movie. I had watched up to the point where they

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