214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2018

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thick as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:20.9	to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
0:24.0	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray, and
0:29.0	it's the original QI Elf and author of the new children's books Wonders of the World's
0:33.9	Museums, Molly Oldfield, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with
0:38.3	our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we
0:42.8	go.
0:43.8	Starting with you, Molly.
0:46.7	My fact is, Blue Whales are born backwards, tell first so they don't drown during birth.
0:51.3	Yeah, that's extraordinary.
0:52.8	Well I think we can tell is that you are the original QI Elf because that's typical QI
0:57.5	fodder isn't it, Blue Whales.
0:58.8	Well we've got to love a bit of a blue whale.
1:00.5	Yeah.
1:01.5	It's actually really weird, I googled it to see what they look like, so obviously the tails
1:05.4	coming out first and then I thought, okay what's it coming out of and it sounds ridiculous,
1:10.8	but their mammals are right, so am I allowed to say the joys?
1:14.1	Oh yeah.
1:15.1	And I always do whales have them.
1:17.7	What?
1:18.7	Obviously they do, right?
1:19.7	Yeah, yeah.
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