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Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8760 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Today we're talking about chicken parmesan, panic attacks, your wedding guest list, and revealing your body count. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:27.7

Hey, yeah.

0:29.3

Oh, wait, let's start in the middle.

0:30.9

I, um, what do you want, what do you want to?

0:34.7

I pull, I put, I picked, I picked Billy out of the tub.

0:38.0

I should put him in the tub yesterday.

0:41.3

Pulpiction telling out of order.

0:44.3

Did you get that immediately when he said Pul fiction?

0:46.8

I was thinking about making that joke.

0:49.0

Really?

0:49.6

Oh, there we go.

0:51.7

Wow.

0:52.3

We're two alike, all of us.

0:53.4

I know.

0:53.8

That's wild. No, no, I, I, wow, that's wild, dude. No, I pulled

1:00.6

Billy, I put Billy in the tub and it, and I did not pull my back, but it was like, oh, oh, I better sit down because it started tensing up, you know? You ever have that? Yeah, when it starts, yeah. Yeah, like it's going to spasm. Yeah. But I sat down and I stretched, got mad, and it's okay. Isn't that great? Do you think if you didn't stop and stood on, it would have been a disaster? I see, yeah, I think so, probably. Yeah, yeah. It's a good move then. But, yeah, I don't know. And then I even was like, this is going to ruin my workout, and then I worked out yesterday and today, and I'm fine. What percent of the day do you think about working out? So much. So, so, so much. If you had to guess, average day thinking about working out. 25. Oh, that's it? I mean, that's not that much. That is a lot. I thought you were going to say something more, though, because you're crazy. No, I think about, what, how much do I think about things that don't matter is beyond.

2:02.9

It's 85% but I think they matter.

2:05.4

Like what?

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