213: Lactose Intolerant
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2016
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Let's listen to the trick in the mirror, give it the voice that it brings to life. |
| 0:12.0 | And if I were you the show... |
| 0:19.0 | Oh. Short and very sweet. |
| 0:21.0 | That's what all theme songs should be. |
| 0:23.0 | When did it evolve into, like, let me fucking brag about how I can, like, jam out for a minute neck out. |
| 0:29.0 | Putting a lot of thought and effort overly, overly much, too much effort, too much thought. |
| 0:36.0 | Wow. |
| 0:37.0 | It's actually the thought that doesn't count. |
| 0:40.0 | It should be amazing and it shouldn't take you more than one go of it. |
| 0:45.0 | How long do you think that was? |
| 0:48.0 | Fourteen seconds. |
| 0:49.0 | Oh, almost nailed it. |
| 0:51.0 | Fourteen. |
| 0:53.0 | That was written by... |
| 0:55.0 | It was written by... |
| 0:56.0 | But there was like a half a second on either side of like dead air. |
| 1:00.0 | So like, 14 asterisk is what the correct answer is. |
| 1:04.0 | Which I got. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh, right. |
| 1:06.0 | It was written by Alia. |
| 1:10.0 | So thank you, Alia. |
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