213: Grout My Tiddies

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Ms. Pat had a few problems with the building of her house this week... And a bigger problem with the heat in Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.4	Welcome to another episode of The Pat Down.
0:16.6	And I'm here with my friend Chris Banglow.
0:19.3	How's it going?
0:19.8	And I'm here with my friend, Brayfayne.
0:21.8	What up, y'all?
0:23.0	You can see that my kid is going to come in a little bit later.
0:25.2	Right now he's on the toilet and he's in.
0:28.3	Wait till you see his new shirt.
0:34.3	I ain't never had a shirt with somebody
0:35.3	making a frog's side on the shirt.
0:37.3	You ain't got a car's side in real life.
0:38.3	But then what happened when you gave him a lot of weight?
0:40.3	Your other eyes started to feel pressure
0:42.3	and then most of them just go out on his own.
0:44.3	Maybe the shirt's just expanded once he put it on.
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