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213: Give Up Kissing vs All Sauces | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

All Def SquADDCast

All Def

Improv, Comedy

4.9800 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Jordan Conley 
Dion Lack

This Week We Discuss
Give Up Kissing vs All Sauces 
5 Million Now vs Everything Under $1000 Is Free
Permanent Clown Make Up vs Clown Outfit

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're a crazy migraine.

0:02.3

You can't take the glasses off?

0:22.6

Oh. Oh, shade. Oh, now you want to be the cool guy. I got a crazy migraine. I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best. I'm trying to act like the lights that affecting me right now. Do you get those regularly? These are, the funny thing is, these are not prescriptions. I'm just seeing blurs over now. Y'all just blurry. Yeah, these aren't prescription either.

0:20.8

Oh, we just have a bunch of broads. A funny thing is these are not prescriptions. I'm just seeing blurs over now. Y'all, y'all just blurr. Yeah, these aren't prescription either.

0:23.3

Oh, yeah, man.

0:24.2

You just buy your brads.

0:24.9

There we go.

0:26.0

I need glasses.

0:27.9

I need glasses.

0:28.9

I put a post up on Facebook and I ask women, what's worse, having a migraine or menstrual cycle?

0:37.4

And it is even right now, 50 so I get it this if this is

0:41.0

if this is what mental cycles feel like yeah not know what they feel like this is the wildest way

0:47.5

and everybody's menstrual cycle is different some people don't get it as bad as others I think

0:53.2

I think you should walk up to certain women and be like, hey, my head hurt. I get what you're going through, baby. I think you should just say it. It's not a hair hurt. Well, I know what you mean by like. Her eyeballs feel like it was falling out. She said I had to go to the emergency room for a migraine. So I said, yeah. I was like, this is how I feel right now.

1:11.6

Oh, she better make sure she not having a stroke. If it's that bad, you got this. You can get an aneurysm territory, baby. You better. That's tough. When she don't know nothing, you got a cold. Yeah, my whole left side shut down. It's just a cold. I think you're dying.

1:28.3

It's that new, no,

1:29.3

sinus.

1:30.7

Sinuses, it's just the cold. I think you're dying.

1:28.2

It's that new no sinuses.

1:31.1

It's that is Santa Ana wins.

1:36.9

Jordan had a fire set last night of chocolate Sundays, man.

1:39.9

Hey, you don't fire right now.

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