#213: 2 Years a Slave (@MadFlavor)

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🗓️ 6 April 2015

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and I sat in his North Hollywood yard and talked about being two years into being a parent. It got way deeper than I expected. Diaz manages to bridge the worlds he was in between this 2 year old child of his, and his estranged daughter from his former life. And we got into his own 2nd year of life, his comedy life. And how he got started. Jesus. This one had a lot of stuff to it.

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0:00.0	I think of that. I think of my dad on the floor dying that night holding his heart.
0:04.8	And I think about how his last thoughts had to be made because while I'm dying,
0:09.9	I'm just going to be thinking of her.
0:11.4	Well, the Lord's taking me, whether it takes me to devil, Buddha, Chenhu,
0:16.2	whether the fuck takes me.
0:17.4	My last two minutes on this planet when I'm dying, I have to be thinking about her.
0:23.4	My last two minutes on this planet when I'm dying, I have to be thinking about her.
0:26.9	I need a little rubber moon and he's facing that in awe.
0:30.9	Yeah, I'm the first thing, you know, the folks jump on my feet.
0:34.9	Put his arms with the kisses out through the trash that he needs to play.
0:38.9	Something went wrong in the good-temping at play.
0:42.9	This is my old man's a bad joke.
0:44.9	He's got a pie on his forehead, a mouth.
0:46.9	He'll be my old man's a bad joke.
0:48.9	You know, he owns this house.
0:53.4	Shalom, everybody.
0:54.9	Happy Paisach.
0:56.9	Happy Passover, everyone.
0:58.9	Welcome to our Shivers Skeptitech.
1:00.9	It's such a nice day in New York.
1:02.9	It's gotten better. You can feel it.
1:04.9	You can feel the vibe.
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