#2125 - Kurt Metzger

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

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4.7 • 212.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 176 minutes

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Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on YouTube. www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Joe Rogan
0:05.0	Experience
0:06.0	Train by day Joe Rogan
0:08.0	all day.
0:10.0	What's going on,
0:13.0	going on, buddy?
0:14.0	Good to see you.
0:15.0	It's fun to see you last night, too.
0:16.0	Wait, are we on yet?
0:17.0	Yes.
0:18.0	Oh, that's great that we opened up right on.
0:20.0	Right on you puffing.
0:22.0	Last night was fun.
0:25.0	Oh my God, dude.
0:26.0	How funny was a tell dude.
0:27.0	I was remembered today that he said that uh,
0:30.0	deliverance was his Barbie. He said so many assides like that.
0:38.0	There was so many, like, you know, Tony said something really funny, he said,
0:42.0	you watch him, you die laughing and then afterwards you can't remember anything he said
0:47.2	No, that's right and then I start to have recall it's like I got abducted and then the memories come back
0:56.0	So when I woke up I was laughing because I remembered he said. He said, well about, he goes, I need to get a root canal, but I couldn't get it guys.
1:01.0	I couldn't get a root canal because I was in Oklahoma, you know, every life is sacred.
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