212-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2014

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

WHAT WRONG WITH YOU? said the most awesome pastor ever. I'll let him finish his sentence. Have you seen that show, Masturbate Theater? It's pretty good and we have a clip. Mr. Selfridge has a very interesting French character who encourages a nice young English lady to meet his anus. What's up with Pro Wrestling, for real? When do you stop liking it? Do you wear Superman pajamas? Good. This ep has a BIG TIME Dental Update from TINA and a poop story for the ages from one of YOU!! LADIES, trim your tootsie nails - they're not supposed to hang over the edge. We discuss in a new NAILS segment. And, you guessed it, there's more sayin of You Know What I'm Sayin - You know what we're sayin?

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0:00.0	Alright, this is a quick and easy tag at the top.
0:04.2	We had to do this because our episode was already recorded and we wanted to make sure that
0:11.2	everybody knows next Wednesday, my birthday, April 16th, we're doing our podcast live at
0:20.5	the American Comedy Company in San Diego.
0:23.0	Now in the episode, we may have mentioned that the show starts at 8, which it did originally.
0:28.4	It has now been pushed to 9 o'clock.
0:31.0	Why is that, Tom?
0:32.0	Well, as of now, I'm taping standup on Craig Ferguson that day, which means it's going
0:42.2	to delay us getting down there.
0:44.0	So we still wanted to do the show.
0:46.7	The club still wanted us to do it, but now it's just a matter of everybody finding out
0:50.7	that yes, it's a little late for a weekday, but we're all big boys and girls.
0:56.1	And we're going to do the podcast live in San Diego, April 16th, but the show now starts
1:03.0	at 9 p.m.
1:04.0	Is everybody okay with that?
1:06.0	Yeah, I think so.
1:07.4	Okay, well, that's it.
1:08.4	Alright, enjoy this episode.
1:10.4	That's right.
1:11.4	It's Calling Germschaft.
1:39.6	I have to find that same French excellence.
1:43.6	You don't say it right.
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