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The Basement Yard

#212 - Lying To Uber Drivers

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.914.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2019

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we talked about lying to Uber drivers about our fake children and if social media should impact the hiring process. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the base of your was handing was handing which was handing was gone on would you rip all the way up all the way up

0:09.4

I don't know kids say that right I think the fat Joe song that was a great fat Joe song

0:16.0

Point to the hills and go all the way up. Yes fire. It was fire, but uh

0:23.0

It's lit

0:24.8

It's lit is lit still around I think it's still around still around right no cap. No cap. It's bad. No bad. It's meant to it's bad

0:31.7

Bro, you know it's bad bro. It's bad bro. It's bad blood. It's bad blood. Blood. Bro. Oh

0:36.8

Cuz cuz bro

0:38.9

Yeah, top boy top boy. We're still in the top boy here. Yeah, I just finished it last night to be honest with you

0:44.0

I gotta finish it still it was good. I like it. I thought it was good

0:47.4

I also if it comes out of the second season I watch it

0:50.4

I think there are other seasons. I think it was like Amazon show. No, they like brought it back

0:55.4

I think it's something. I don't know like Drake right revived it or something, but it gave me weird dreams

1:01.5

You a top boy, bro. Yeah, no, I was not no bro. What happened? It's not

1:07.5

It's bad. It's bad dude. It's bad. It's mad. It's mad. Uh, no, but uh

1:14.2

Yeah, I had some weird dreams. So like you know how I had that weird dream about my landlord

1:18.0

Yeah, yeah golden golden uh

1:20.4

The golden the golden lawns your basket. Yeah, so I had another weird one

1:25.2

So I I texted it into my family group chat cuz they were like all in it

1:31.2

But I gotta scroll up and find it cuz I don't want to fuck it up

1:34.7

But this isn't one this one like I remembered the entire time. All right here we go. So

1:40.3

Me and my family like we were all at the movies right and I really don't know what any of this like means now

1:47.6

So you're gonna find this so funny

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