Alright, Matt, so how much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

I don't know.

Nothing, man. It's on the house.

Okay, thanks.

Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam, and my name's Matt.

Now, we'll have a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable

because this is graveyard tails.

Oh, right, everybody. Here we are again, Matt. How you doing tonight, brother?

Oh, man, I am doing fantastic. Excellent.

Already for the holiday season.

Oh, dude, I'm telling you, it's snuck up on us.

It's already almost Christmas when if you're listening to this one, it drops.

Christmas will be here in a couple days, and I cannot believe it.

I know it's unbelievable.

And just let everybody know I am getting a little sickly.

So I apologize if my voice sounds wonky.

I will cut out all of my coughs for you guys, but just know I don't normally sound like

Kermit the Frog, but not always just when he's trying to.

Hey, hey, Kermit G.

from here.

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