211 - Trees Trees Glorious Trees

Nobody's Listening, Right?

Nobody's Listening Productions

Relationships, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 It Feels Good To Darn 03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please 03:32 Skin Issues 06:44 Anti-Aging 10:25 Fancy Dermatologist 13:21 Making Eyes 21:38 Big Kotex Update! 25:13 Febreze 26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays 28:22 Dawn Dish soap 29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings 33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant 35:06 The Triangle Of Death 38:27 Cute Italian Man 40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau 41:48 Sick and Charming 44:43 I'm Tech Avail 48:44 Laser Hair Removal 54:47 Trees Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:04.0	A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.
0:07.0	They think they're better than us.
0:08.0	Who do you think you are?
0:10.0	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:11.0	She's punishing me.
0:13.0	You destroyed my family.
0:14.0	I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
0:17.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.
0:20.0	You know what is so beautiful?
0:22.7	Trees. Do you take in trees a lot?
0:25.2	Sometimes. Not as much as I should, but I like with trees.
0:29.2	Yeah.
0:29.6	Yeah. Nobody's listening, right?
0:45.8	Hello.
0:47.6	Andy.
0:48.6	I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour.
0:51.5	You're luck excited today.
0:53.1	I am.
0:53.7	I'm in a great mood, and I'll tell you why. We're going to talk as though no one's listening, which is what we do here on this podcast. Show enough. But I do have an ego. I'm human. Yeah. Is anyone listening? Yes. This comes from Tim Rieley, 74. Yes. And a few people chimed in about this.
1:12.1	Last week we were talking about like fake butter's margarine imitation butter.
1:16.1	Yes, yes.
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