I like having fun. I like to laugh. I like to meet people who can make me laugh. I like having fun. Yes, I like you to laugh.

Oh, okay. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. Good afternoon. If you're anywhere at the Great American West, we are live.

This is office hours live, starring Tim Heidefer. That's me. It is June 30th. Thursday, June 30th, 10 a.m. here. Beautiful hot.

Gonna be a hot one today if you're following the weather in Southern California. I'm joined, of course, as usual.

Thank goodness by the Trinity. That includes myself as the Holy Father.

And let's see how I'm gonna parse this out. DJ Doug Poundless. Jesus Christ.

You're sick. That leaves the scraps to Victor Berger IV. Holy Spirit. Congratulations, Holy Spirit.

You are my Holy Spirit. You got great spirit. Thanks. Hello.

I appreciate it. Let's get this. We've got two bombshells today. Two bombshells. And by the way, we're joined in studio by Sandy Hoing.

I didn't go over. No, it's okay. It's Hoing. Hoing. Well, this is the problem we have on the show, Sandy, is we have a terrible producer, Captain Carlin.

Thank you. It's a terrible person. We'll be here all night.

And he doesn't do his job is what he doesn't do. It's pretty clearly. He doesn't go over the last names and spellings and pronunciations.

And so this is the mess we're in right now. Hey, what can you do? What can you do? I'm not worried about it at these prices.

Okay. Well, I'm just going to call you Sandy. Sandy. You know, the Bruce Springsteen song Sandy. That's what I mean. Sandy.

Sandy. Fireworks are hailing over Little Eden tonight. No, the big bombshell today, folks. And I want everybody to sit down down.

We have two bombshells, one's coming later in the show. The bombshell that came our way last night.

And the reason why things look a little iffy, a little off, a little weird this morning is after experiencing a very mild cough earlier in the day.

I did my due gelat diligence and discovered this bombshell. Nightmare scenario worst.

We will discuss whether this is a worst case scenario or perhaps a blessing in disguise. Can we see that Matt? Is this clear?

Loud and clear. Very bad news, sir. Very, very bad news. Now let's talk about this for a few minutes, the implications of it and my current state of well-being.

Because that's where everyone's heads are at right now is they're absorbing this. And people are shocked, Matt. I can't see the zoomers. I assume people are shocked.

Definitely. Shock. Sadness. All range. How many tears are we counting? Many. Many tears. Maybe pints.

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