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211: Phone vs. Wallet

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In this episode we discuss trains, shows, and highly gifted teens. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig.com, HeadSpace, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast

0:07.0

She made her ex up in the Sims what else?

0:12.0

What else Ben Schwartz won't answer questions. What else?

0:15.0

It's unbelievable.

0:16.0

John wolf to struck again. What else?

0:18.0

Gloke, gloke

0:21.0

Yeah, Jake who it's in a mere blue

0:23.0

Orlando Blue even?

0:24.0

Orlando, Ben!

0:25.0

Not Orlando but they magic dough

0:27.0

Me undies never having camel toe dead Bundy yeah cuz I killed a flow but you already know fake names real questions confessions learned lessons

0:35.2

Unprofessional yeah, but the more you know carpe diem got a season cheese

0:39.1

But I need some help with the birds and the bees bad me not bad you but you do you and this is the part

0:44.2

Why did you would do and hand them Mike over to these two Jews cuz this is if I were you?

0:49.5

Yeah, cuz this is if I were you

0:52.5

Hey

0:55.5

Wow, I was tight man. That was actually really good flow. I taught this guy a lot

1:02.0

His name is

1:04.0

Matthew Matthew and you taught him you say I just taught him shit like flow and shit beats and stuff like that

1:09.6

How do you know him? Oh?

1:11.6

His rap name is MCMR which I think I taught him

1:16.6

No, and then I touched you'll find yeah theme song. Oh, it's a parody of low life by future in the weekend

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