#211: NASCArmo (@SamTripoli)

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🗓️ 23 March 2015

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Sam Tripoli and I got the hookup to the Brickyard 400 in Fontana. It's a NASCAR event. Neither one of us are fans of the sport, but since we have a sports podcast (Punch Drunk Sports) we figured we should give it a chance. And it was craploads of fun. Join us on our trip to an actual NASCAR event.

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0:00.0	On the track. Do they have races here all the time? I mean it's a raceway right? Yeah so
0:06.4	is it like all the time races? I feel like we should just go find regular parking.
0:10.9	I don't... okay now we go. Go hit it! Now we gotta show somebody where...
0:17.2	Do we with NASCAR? Do we with NASCAR?
0:20.8	We like the cars, the cars that go blue. We're at Tigra and Fanny and we like the booms.
0:28.8	We like the cars, the cars that go blue. We're at Tigra and Fanny and we like the booms.
0:37.2	Hello guys what's up welcome to Risha Fears Skeptic Tank. I am Risha Fear in a great mood.
0:44.7	Sam Tripoli and I, my co-host and my punch-junk sports podcast. I'm gonna turn my phone off.
0:53.2	Just keep bothering me. Remember that noise?
1:02.4	So we got tickets. This girl Jen Sturgis is a listener of punch-junk sports which we do every
1:06.5	Tuesday, 12 to 2 Pacific, 3 to 5 Eastern time live. We take callers and it's available on iTunes
1:16.5	right now. We got tickets. This girl got us tickets. It was NASCAR event. So we went down there.
1:20.9	We went to Garbage People California, Fontana and we had a great day at a fucking NASCAR event.
1:30.8	So this podcast is all about that. Risha Fears Skeptic Tank episode 11 I think.
1:37.2	NASCAR mode. So listen before he start the holidays are coming up you guys and what
1:43.6	Jewish Christmas it's not Hanukkah. Hanukkah is just falls out around the same time as Christmas.
1:49.7	So everybody does the presents because Jews felt left out. That's only an American Jewish thing.
1:55.2	It might have now gone to other parts of the world but that's an American invention for Jews.
2:02.2	Kind of like locks and bagels. That's not a European Jewish thing.
2:06.5	I honestly have no idea about that. It's just not an Israeli thing. Actually it is a...
2:10.6	Okay, forget all that. But listen. Hanukkah is not our Christmas. We just do the presents.
2:17.8	Christmas to me is the time when everyone comes together. So Christians have two of those holidays.
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