#211 - Lunge Lieutenants, Mansfield Action and Too Few Cooks

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2022

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

This afternoon saw John Robins in one of the best moods he’s ever been in, and nothing was going to stop him from presenting a radio show with a smile on his face and a spring in his step (except possibly the DOMS he’s currently suffering from). And when paired with Elis, a man who has been in the same mood for nearly 30 years, there was only going to be one outcome: liquid broadcasting. Elis gave us another classic “bad guess” during the Made Up Game, John wondered what it would have been like if he was born when Jesus Christ was alive (and how he would have monetised it) and Producer Matt offered a somewhat controversial cheese opinion.

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.7	Hello everyone and welcome to the podcast of the Ellis James and John Robbins show.
0:09.4	And you find your heroes in Fine Fettle, Ellis has just landed an enormous financial
0:16.0	contract to work.
0:18.0	Yeah, I'm a contrus way and I'm working out in the Middle East now.
0:22.9	Yeah, Ellis is doing quite a lot of work on golf courses into buy.
0:27.6	I think a lot of people realise that Ellis was a golf course designer.
0:31.1	Yeah, it's the first ever completely flat course.
0:34.8	Because my real spot is football, so the course is like a big football pitch but it's
0:40.8	absolutely massive.
0:41.8	Made a concrete.
0:42.8	Yeah, completely flat and uniform.
0:44.9	So you could in theory get, you could in theory shoot what, 72 under par.
0:51.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:52.9	One ball and it would bounce into all of the cups and it just keeps bouncing.
0:55.9	That's the aim and all the holes in a straight line.
0:59.0	So when is you've done one?
1:00.0	You really have done them all.
1:01.5	I play it.
1:02.5	I play it, mate.
1:03.7	Yeah.
1:04.7	Yeah, I'm about to ask you a really deeply silly question, but I'm going to do it anyway.
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