This episode is dedicated to Anthony Gonzales, Jordan Madea Medina,

Lauren Mac, Amy Butterfield, Kaylin Gray, Scott Covert, Kevin Walker, Janus Streisbeck, Anna Silva, and someone I realized is probably Tamara Selick, and not Tamara, and Anna Silva.

And all of our supporters over at Patreonreon.com this shows for you. No, no, no, nobody's listening.

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invite you to do the same. Hey hey hey how you doing folks this is nobody's

listening the funny story podcast and this is Nobody's listening, the Funny Story Podcast.

And this is episode 211, brought to the week of April 29, 2014.

I am your host, my name is James Kinison.

And with me as always, is the wonderful illustrious and quite bald John Steinclover. How you doing? Hey! Hey, that's... It's not offensive. It's hot. It's... I got to see you on video. We tried to do the video thing and I saw John and John looks good

bald I'm going to tell you. I got a man crush on your head not your face specifically the dome so oh thank you good

on me I I I'm I'm I'm flattered because I went bald one time, you know, for missions.

I said kids in my children's church, I said if you guys can raise $2,000 in two months,

I will shave my head and then them

them dad-gum kids did it man well I went you know as a mega church I mean 5,000 people

at the time you know that was nothing so well that was a stretch for them, but they did it. I mean, these are

inner city kids and boom. They went nuts. And so yeah, I had to shave my head.

And all that to say, I was, I was not not attractive I had done some Photoshop workups to try to

show them yeah and and it looked nothing like that I I mean I I don't want this to sound wrong but I sound I looked more like the

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