211. Dave Ross' Forever Pause Screen

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bi-coastal badass bon vivant and hilarious comedian, Dave Ross, returns to the zone for some stunning tales of former dirtbaggery and life in the city to end all cities!

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0:00.0	Roger.
0:02.0	Okay, I think you're pulling the wrong one.
0:07.0	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:11.0	There we're still a little bit left in the...
0:14.0	Okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:18.0	No.
0:19.0	No.
0:20.0	No. What? Huh? Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm just, okay, I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:38.9	And we're still a little bit of a good.
0:41.8	Hi, welcome to the podcast.
0:43.2	This is how it's going to start.
0:44.9	This is how it's going to start.
0:48.1	Hey, everybody, it's me, Jeffrey Jorgon with the kettle crowd,
0:53.5	here on your Sunday morning slapback edition here on the executive buffet, also known as Live the tape, also known as Daddy's
0:56.5	big red truck.
0:58.6	It parks wherever at once because wherever it is and it's not moving is a legitimate
1:04.5	place to park because it's so big, it's so red, and everybody knows Daddy, so you
1:10.5	can't tell Daddy where to park.
1:13.6	Isn't this a cool intro right now? This is what I call the vocasterbating intro. This is a special vocasterbating intro here.
1:22.6	We're coming to you from a minimal substation at the located to the right side of the main brick
1:29.2	where all the people put out their cigarettes here on 4th Street and 16th.
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