Friendships and lollipops. Welcome to number one, two, two, one, two hundred and eleven.

Start again.

It's like, shit, binary.

Well, look at you there, aren't you nice. Come in and listen to episode 211 of regular features with me, John Blythe.

Him, Gavin Murphy.

And the other one, Josh Scribrewbrew. Log, log. Yeah, we've got a lot of fun for you which I will let you to outline because I'm pooped after that energetic intro. I really liked there was a bit earlier where you were writing your feature in Joe's Kitchen and well I added like two pints and half a can.

There's this point of which you said, yeah, that's fine. I'll give you some time to finish your feature. Don't worry about me. I won't carry on talking indefinitely. That's not the kind of thing I do. No, sir. I'm Gavin Murphy. You might know me from such a point. Here's my CV. Let me read it to you. I literally just talked at you for ages

till joking him and you were like,

can you take him away from me please?

The amazing thing is that I came in at the moment where I knew exactly the anecdote you were telling at that moment, right? Yeah. Which was incredible. Like, how, had you just been talking about things I'd heard about it? I don't know, man.

Like, I just sat there

for a second because I said, as a joke, I was going to talk at him about things. And then I just forgot that I was going to do that as a joke and just did it because I was excited to see him. Oh, don't turn it around into a positive. you were being an asshole.

You're not a nice man.

Can't do any of this

bloody podcasting or anything I do is like yes but what's his arsole angle

it's probably doing a feature in like four episodes time where it realizes that all that

nice stuff you've just said about it makes you the asshole.

That's it.

The last step.

Episode 211 is a fantastically long game and I extra respect that.

That's good, yeah?

What's the longest con we could have been playing on each other?

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