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Hello and welcome to Crime & Sports! Yay! Yay indeed Jimmy! Yay indeed! My name is James Petrigallum here with my co-host. Hi, I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thanks for watching!

Thank you folks so much and immense amount for joining us again this week. Once again, hope you enjoyed last week the tribute to Lenny Dijkstra's two years of freedom. That was a good time had by all.

Two years of freedom and if you had started working on it the day you got arrested you would have just finished it. Just finished perfect. So much work.

It was a lot of editing and a lot of work from Sarah and Adam getting people to call in and everything. If you enjoyed that I have to say everybody athletes out there who we've covered if you're listening because we've found out a lot more of you guys listen than we had anticipated.

Yeah, you kind of under the radar but you listen so anybody out there if we've done an episode on you and you not if you resume off okay if you've touched a kid or like beat the shit out of your wife five times we don't want to talk to you probably but if you like had a drug problem and you had some shit and whatever we don't care.

We've had problems ourselves all of our friends are fucked up. It's no problem. You want to talk to us we'll talk to you too and we'll be nice to you.

Two years Ryan Lee. He just resets. It'll reset again. I called Ryan everyone's like hey look Ryan Lee is doing good. Now give him time. He's just you could see it in his eyes. You could see it. He was just biting his style the whole time he was good now.

Every second of that time was I got to go out and do something. I got to do something. You could see it in his eyes. Fuck him.

The thing that I saw was just it's very much like quitting cigarettes. Anytime somebody goes how'd you quit cigarettes. You just put in my mind that I want a cigarette right now.

Exactly. And every time he asked me every day talking about this time I quit oxygen. I quit oxygen. And his head is like one oxy. So tell us about your painkiller addiction. What did it feel like?

How did it feel to be on 30 oxies at the same time that feels you know I miss it. Is it okay. Do you feel better now that you're completely stone sober can feel all your aches and pains and I feel you feel better though as a person right.

Is your wife ever annoy you? Yeah. You just want that shit and you just fly off the handle and punch her. Never. Never. Never.

Yes, it's just me. So anyway open invitation unless unless you're unless you're a real dickhead and you can tell if we liked you were not on the show. If we if we were like a fuck this guy then probably not but if we were like yeah,

kind of rooting for this guy then sure. If we use the phrase we were rooting for him. Yeah, we probably still do. That's the thing. That's that's how it works there. So thank you for that this week. Wild episode.

Crime right off the bat. This is one where we get out of the gate hot. No waiting on it or anything like that. It's quick first foremost and throughout. Let's do it. I love it.

Real quick though have to tell everybody thank you for your reviews last week and every week that people do that your reviews are so helpful. We don't know why the Apple podcast purple icon reviews. We don't know why they're helpful. They help drive you up the charts. So if you haven't yet give us five stars and I don't know say something.

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Yeah yeah that's one of those things that's not we're not trying to get political or any fucking stretch the imagination it's not political public health should never be political. We would like here's the deal we'd like to have live shows okay because that's how we make our living so selfishly we'd like to have live shows and you know what else to their fun we've worked our whole fucking lives to get to the point where we could sell a room full of fucking people to listen to us. Yeah and laugh at it. Do you understand how much our fucking work that is to get from also I know for the open mic.

To a thousand fucking people are bought tickets to see you do you know what a fucking monumental uphill fucking climb that is I get other people do it in their job you go to medical school it's much harder but try that go try it.

You have any working comedians there are in this country that actually can fucking sell it more than more than 30% capacity tickets it's like fucking two dozen it's hard it's hard yeah it's really fucking hard so we really want to do live shows.

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