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Hello and welcome to Crime & Sports! Yay! Yay indeed Jimmy! Yay indeed! My name is James Petra Gallo, I'm here with my co-host.

I am Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you folks for coming.

I'm here to help you.

Hello and welcome to Crime & Sports! Yay! Yay indeed Jimmy! Yay indeed! My name is James Petra Gallo, I'm here with my co-host.

I am Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you folks so much for joining us. We could not be more thrilled to be with you this week.

We have something a little different for you coming up this week. Well fun! It's a little different.

Normally it's obviously we've had the 209 episodes that are the same thing and it's a, you know, we've say an athlete and we give you a chronological description of their life and crimes and times and fuckery and all that stuff.

Doodnickery as we like to call it. Whereas today is a little bit different. Today we are taking an alumni of Crime & Sports a double alumni as a matter of fact twice.

He's a double major and we're taking him and we're going to celebrate his path to freedom today.

It's Lenny Dykstra everybody. It's Lenny Dykstra and we'll get into it in a second. But yeah, we're going to celebrate. He's been two years a rest free and he's got damn thrilled about it.

And he's proud of it and you know what? He's chosen to celebrate it with us and we couldn't think of a better way to do it. We think that's wonderful. See Lenny's a type of guy. We're comedians.

As comedians the number one thing that we don't like is when you don't have any self-awareness. But that's when you suck.

When you take yourself to God damn seriously. Exactly. So this is what a comedian does. Normally if you do something stupid, let's say in public.

Most people look around, make sure nobody saw it and then put it back in their mental bank and go, I'll never tell anyone about that ever ever.

Whereas the comedian does that, looks around to see if a bunch of people saw it hopefully and if not either way they go, I got to write that down and tell everybody that I just did that because I'm a moron.

I hope nobody saw it so that I can write it down and tell them.

So in case any of these people are there. Exactly. So that's the difference between a comedian and a normal person and that's why we like Lenny because Lenny doesn't give a fuck.

No. Lenny sent us a ball that says I did all of that. Right. So you know what I mean? This is a type of personality we can embrace when they're on there, when they're trying to do the right thing and be on the right path.

And that's unlike we always said about Lenny Lenny Lenny did some dumb stuff and he's the first one to tell you that I'm sure.

And so we're going to have Lenny on the show last year. We're going to talk about it with him. And I feel like he all I don't feel like he was ever trying to screw people even though he did screw some people I feel like it was always like, okay, I can fix this and things got out of control.

Wait for this gets great and then I'll pay back and smile about it. It's the same confidence that allows you to have an O2 count and be like, I'm good.

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