2104 Golden Scissors/Blessed Tape

Brant & Sherri Oddcast

Brant Hansen

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5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Topics:

Referee Heimlich, Holidog, The Messiah, Regifting, Good Drivers

BONUS CONTENT: Regifting Followup, Normal Guy, Ballroom Dancing

Quotes:

“I was thinking about heaven.”

“That’s a call you have to make, Roger.”

“You have thinly veiled glee.”

“Midwestern people are morally superior to all humans.”

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Brand and Sherry Oddcast, sponsored by America's Christian Credit Union.
0:06.0	To order Brand's latest book, Life is Hard, God is Good, let's dance, or to find out more about the show, go to brantanthenson.com.
0:16.2	I was thinking about heaven and, you know, the new heaven and new earth, everything's made, restored perfectly.
0:24.4	Yeah.
0:25.6	And I was thinking, will I be able to wrap packages in that environment that don't look like a complete disaster?
0:36.5	I think so.
0:37.6	You think so? I think so. You think so?
0:38.1	I think so.
0:39.4	Because it's not going to happen in this.
0:42.2	No.
0:43.1	It's time to give it up.
0:44.6	Yeah.
0:44.8	Right.
0:45.9	It's never like, it's a beauty.
0:47.5	It gives me hope.
0:48.6	That's a beauty.
0:49.2	That's where your hope lies.
0:51.6	I'm going to get there.
0:52.4	Well, no.
0:53.6	But just in that area, I'll be handed the golden scissors.
0:57.2	And the blessed tape.
1:00.2	The blood, the scotch tape.
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