210-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2014

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Ain't nothin in life free. P***y would be at the top of that list, especially for an ex-pat roided out Aussie pimp handling his Thai ho's. Make sense? Dude has some good points and a LOT of job stoppers (you'll soon understand). A man violated the safety and sanctity of our neighborhood in front of Tina and inTO a Yoplait (possible future sponsor?). We go to the Forensic Files to see if we can solve the case! Do families that masturbate together just, basically, get along the best? We just don't know. Tina left behind a life in the KGB to come to the US of A and today is the anniversary. Will she be allowed to stay? Obama decides! Wiping with a MAN'S wipe is new for Lady Jeans. We can't wait for her review. Most IMPORTANTLY we break down the new and accepted criteria for crowning the You Know What I'm Sayin Champion and it's a real GAME CHANGER. It's spring time, get that seasonal denim out!

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0:00.0	Oh
0:22.0	What's up, jeans?
0:24.0	You know, I was just looking over here at I don't have any dates to plug
0:29.4	I mean unless you're local, I would advise that you come to see us
0:34.2	We're doing the mom cast
0:37.2	What date the 16th April 16th. We're doing my birthday show. I'm sorry. What?
0:42.6	My
0:43.8	Smurf Day show podcast. Yeah, we're doing the live podcast in
0:48.9	San Diego
0:50.4	On my smurf day, April 16th and then a few days later April 19th. We're doing the podcast in
0:59.5	Pasadena at the ice house. That should be fun
1:02.5	Please come San Diego to my birthday show. Please come
1:06.9	It's not called that
1:08.9	Pasadena to the show April 19th the podcast. I have some standup dates in between
1:14.9	I'll tell you this week. I'm in Virginia Beach
1:17.3	If you are in the Virginia Beach area, I love that funny bone. It's the best one in the country. Oh, yeah
1:23.6	I've never done that one. They don't have me there
1:27.7	Probably because they don't want you to see how the best one is done
1:30.8	It's probably right. They're like you can't handle all this fun. You can't handle how well this flood works
1:36.3	We just you need to go to some of our lesser clubs. Yeah, it sounds about accurate for me. I
1:47.7	Wish they had that policy with people to like everything's so good here. We don't want you to see it
1:54.6	No, I really I've always had a great time at Virginia Beach. So
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