Welcome back to what have you. I am Rachel Jankovic. I'm Becca Merkel and here we are.

You can sense that we're just driving around already.

Yep and I'm feeling my recent stardom and really going to my head that my

stardom of having been disciplined as a child. I bet you could write a memoir the time. I also could write a memoir about the time that I threw away the sandwich I didn't want to eat and told mom I ate it and mom walked over to the garbage

and looked upon the top and there was the sandwich and I did you know what else I

got spanked for that I did I remember and you know what's funny? I got spanked and it was the kind of situation that led to me not lying and deceiving my parents and it did not lead to me being a broken shell of a human. It just led to you being

more honest. It led to me learning at the very least some more nuanced. being more

nuance in my deceit.

Next time bury the sandwich.

Next time don't put the thing right on that.

Don't crest the garbage with the sandwich.

The cherry on top of my sin.

Oh, man.

Actually, you know what?

Hmm. I think lying is just worth taking a moment to say, shouldn't

do that. I think there are a lot of people who become way too accustomed to the fibs.

Like I'm something of an aficionado. Yeah yeah where it's and I'm actually thinking

specifically of moms because I think that there's a lot of ways in which, well, okay, when you're tempted to lie to cover up your own mistake or your own slip or your own embarrassment or your own whatever.

I don't mean like you're going out with the intent to swindle people but

sure. But the quick lie that is just there to cover your tracks and

make you not as embarrassed. I think moms are tempted to do that on behalf of their children.

Oh yeah, you know what I mean?

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