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Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Affirmative Murder, the Equal Opportunity

True Crime Comedy Podcasts. I am Alvin Williams, joined as always by my partner in true crime,

Franzelle Evans.

What up? Let's let the people know, friend, that we are coming at them on a quick turnaround.

I am currently waiting with Bated Breath to find out if I will be able to go on a trip

for a good friend, friend of the pod, our friend JJ, his wedding, his destination wedding,

in Jamaica. But the Omicron variant is going crazy, and so you need to have a negative test

three days before you can leave the country to go to Jamaica. You need to be able to present

a negative test within three days of your trip. My test was today, the day that we're recording

this, my flight is tomorrow. So if my results come in tomorrow, and I'm positive, which I am 99.9

percent sure that I am negative. But if the results are positive, I can't go. But that's not my

concern. My concern is my flights at noon and the tests results are supposed to be within 24 hours.

So that could be afternoon. And if I don't have any results, I can't go. So we are recording this

because I'm supposed to be on vacation. But it's possible that I never went on the vacation.

This could end very bad. You guys might already know I might have like went on event,

a rant on Twitter or something. It's could have possibly happened. But none of this is in the

future. This is this is this is foresight. It's either I had a great time in Jamaica and so I'm

a Frank and Mary to cried. It's beautiful. Or I boarded my dog. I packed my bag and I went to the

airport waiting for an email that never came. And then I had to leave and didn't get to do any of

the things and I lost money on a flight and resort room and all that kind of stuff. But the show must

go on. So we're recording in the past. Yeah. Right after we recorded last week's episode came back

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