Welcome to the screen rock

Welcome to the screen rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and indeed our minds. I'm here with Jake Farrell.

What a professional you are, by the way. Look at that. First time every time. That would have taken about 35 minutes when we first started doing this.

Yeah, it was. Where's your Google Doc? What did I say? I was going to say at the start of the episode. What's the podcast called again? Where am I? Someone get my girlfriend. Could you get me a lovely girlfriend for me? I wouldn't mind a kiss from me girlfriend. My kid's all right. Am I all right?

I don't know.

Me having to bring a lana in here, a periodic interval to give you a lovely big kiss on the lips. You're okay. You're right. Not really, Lance, darling. Tell him turn the lights down. Tell him to turn the lights down. It's because I will do well. I've been on well with the last week, and I've been on a hospital ward with people that are in situations where they do need that kind of help because of their help. They need a big kiss on the lips, yeah, like we all do. Yeah, they need a big kiss on the lips, not because they're trying to do a podcast with a friend in a spare room for some Patreon change but because they're unwell. They actually needed a kiss on the lips quite some time ago actually to avoid to where they've got to kiss on the lips now would help them so much but yeah they're there and you were living with them for a couple of days you don't have to go into why if you don't want to do it no no I don't mind so yeah four days I've been last few weeks I've been getting dizzy and collapsing and vomiting turns out because you have a micro penis right yeah it's the small cot it's the small cot they've

never seen anything like it is it's funny it's male friends the way you know you've gone small

cot uh jeff norcott you know jeff didn't talk with you Genuinely like

You know really nice guy Jeff

And he actually had a very similar

cardiac problem at the age of 32

Same age as me

So he could relate

Well we just had this really nice long chat

We were sort of talking to me for ages

And make sure I was all right

And then text me off as being like

Yeah well after listening to you mate

It does sound like you're gay. And he genuinely is like one of the sharpest comic minds in the... Yeah, just like a man in his mid-40s who genuinely emotes and kind of, can kind of understand what I'm going through. And, you know, it almost like a sort of caught himself in the mirror after our phone call was like, oh, quick.

And then the 13 year old boy comes out, you go, or something.

Yeah, to be bad, that's, that's, also I kind of, I spent the first 10 minutes, I suppose, when I arrived here, having a coffee being like, you're all right, man, give us a cuddle.

Come on, let's have a cuddle.

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