Hello and welcome to do go on my name is Dave Warnke and I am joined across the table

by Matt Stewart. Hello, he faked us out, he did a quick point to Jess and he moved it around

to me number one number two number two and number three is sucked in number three.

Jess the ship just Perkins you are in Matt's words of piece of shit. Oh no number three.

Now number three the third to die I'll be the last one living. Oh probably your two days older

than I am but women generally have a better life expectancy. Yeah a couple of years usually

around. Yeah so how's your health Jess feeling good? Pretty good I was actually just thinking before

that what I might do later this afternoon is go cancel my gym membership so yeah my health's

tip top thing. We really have a health because you've already achieved perfection. You won a

cloptor fitness what next? There's no maintenance on that once you hit peak fitness you're just there

forever. That is the shitest thing about fitness isn't it that you lose it so quickly. How long have

you been a member? A few years actually. Oh okay that's pretty good you've done the time it's

not like you've done your two free trials and you're like not for me. No that's not if you if you

do your two free trials and you quit it most people do your two free trials somehow get signed up

to a direct debit and it just rolls on and you go oh shit money's coming out of my account. Yeah

it's if the money comes out and I can't remember the last time I was there. Oh so how I was going to

say how often are you going? At various times I've been a frequent gym goa but now that I know

that comedy's bloody taken off. You're like I've got a podcast I don't need to look good they only hear

so worse than those in wildlife. I also do a radio show they only hear me in the eye. Exactly

so you've been doing you're going to spend that money on electrocution lessons? Exactly so you can

learn to say kittens I believe is your weakness. I'm going to look like learn how to say S properly.

What learn to say what probably? S S S S S. S S. S S. S Fine. Definitely not fine thank you.

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