21 - Sex Tapes & Cucumber Fun

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks episode the girls reveal a crazy Vegas story including a cucumber and Rachel Bush takes to twitter once again to bash the girls. Also, Sofia has a GYNO appointment that goes terribly wrong, and the girls talk role play, flacid d****, and fake IG accounts. Last but not least, the girls come to the rescue to tell you what to get your significant other or fuck buddy for Valentines day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. Daddy Gang, what is up? It is Alex and Sophia. Back at it again. Hi daddy gang. All right you guys I am pretty sure I'm suffering
0:28.2	from dogs and shocks. No you're not. She's been walking around all morning she's like
0:32.4	I'm dying I'm like you're not. She's been walking around all morning. She's like, I'm dying. I'm like, you're not dying.
0:35.0	You guys have no idea what happened to me yesterday. I went in for like a Pabs mirror and I was like feeling some kind of discomfort down there, but like I didn't really think anything of it.
0:45.0	The doctor pulls out an old tampon out of my vagina that has been in there for over a month.
0:53.0	Okay? So that happened to me yesterday. I'm not doing great.
0:57.0	Guys, Sophia sent me a picture of her legs up on the like operating looking table and she was like you are never
1:05.1	gonna fucking believe what just happened it was so embarrassing and I know I
1:09.6	shouldn't be embarrassed because like it happens but it was just nasty it also felt
1:15.5	really crazy being pulled out of my vagina you gave birth to a tampon no and I like I
1:21.6	the fact that it happened to someone I'm just so close to you someone
1:26.4	so near and dear to my goddamn heart I live to tell the tale though and here I am all right so we've got a little bit of drama this
1:35.7	week and to the like honestly this wasn't even our drama. No this is
1:40.2	fucking bullshit. We were just sitting chilling at our house,
1:44.4	like eating popcorn.
1:45.9	I don't even...
1:46.9	Right.
1:47.9	So guys, a lot of Barstool went to the Super Bowl this weekend and Sophia and I stay back in New York and I guess we've talked about Rachel Bush on our podcast before if you do not know who Rachel Bush is, she's an Instagram model that is married to an
2:06.1	NFL player. And she fucks around with a lot of NFL players.
2:10.5	Yeah. So before, I guess a couple weeks or months or something before they got married she
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