This is the BBC.

I bought a newspaper for the first time in about six months.

You bought a newspaper for you? Yeah.

Because again, obviously, I'm just so down with the kids.

I've made an appointment with the GP, and I'll be by the way.

How do you walk forward?

You suggested I do it the other day, and I've made one.

Oh, have you threw another midlife crisis checkup?

This is the fortunately podcast from the BBC, brought to you by Fiegelover and Jane Garvey.

Two women who know what's what, and who's who in the world of radio, and well, just the world generally.

By mid-August of next year, I should have been seeing Yegong.

Yes.

There was just quite a funny thing that I just wanted to read to you, just to see what your reaction is.

It's about a child's flashback. No, it's not.

Anyway, here we go. The new Must-Hernov is a defined jawline made possible, thanks to either invisible internal threading,

holding up facial muscles, chemical filler chin plants.

Do you get it?

Chemical filler chin plants.

Chin plants.

Yeah, got it.

Or injections that dissolve double chin fat.

Are any of those tempting to you?

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