I'm Brett and I'm Alice and we are the prosecutors.

Today on The Prosecutors, we conclude our investigation into the mysterious death of Ray Rivera.

Hello everybody and welcome to this episode of The Prosecutors. I'm Brett and I'm joined as always with my fantastic co-host, Alice.

Hi, Brett. So Brett had to think really long and hard. We had to do a lot of thinking about what superlative he was going to use for me because it's just that hard apparently to think of a superlative for me.

I'm running out of words. There's only so many superlatives out there. Otherwise, if all words were superlatives, they wouldn't mean anything.

I mean, I guess it's just not as exciting to say. I'm Brett and this is Alice.

Alice, my pedestrian co-host.

Totally average, middle of the road.

Totally average.

She's here. You have to listen to her, Alice.

Exactly. I got to pump you up. We got to get excited. It's kind of like how they play music for a football game or a basketball game.

They do the video with all the highlights and the lights are flashing.

Wait, quick question. I'm sure you thought of this. Do you have walk up music? What would your walk up music?

That's a great question.

Yeah, what your walk up music?

Man, you put me on the spot now. I don't know. That's tough.

I did. And you know what? I know you so don't say something like Bonny Ver.

I mean, well, obviously my walk up music would be our theme song.

Okay, shut it down. Shut it down. Best answer.

Glad to follow that one.

Do you have walk up music?

I mean, obviously now it's going to be this song.

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