Hello, podcast friends. Jonathan here.

For the protection of those involved in today's story, some of the names have been changed.

But not my name. I'm still me.

Jonathan Goldstein.

Boom, boom!

Let's start the show. Hello. Do you remember when you came back from England and you were referring to the bathroom as the Lou?

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Do you remember we were in a cafe and you were like, oh, one moment, I just have to find out where the Lou is?

And I was like, Lou?

I mean, you spend a year in a country weeks. I was there, I was there for a whole... I think you were there for a couple weeks.

I'm about to bang down.

Hang on a second.

It's been a while.

All right, all right.

Let's, let's, okay, you know, we're getting off on the wrong foot here.

Let's walk it back.

Do you like eating buttered mashed potatoes? Would you eat a toilet? No. Do you like eating buttered mashed potatoes?

Yep. Would you eat a toilet?

No. Do you like noodles?

You like the sound of the wind and the trees?

Yeah. Do you like climbing trees?

No. In conclusion, I would like to say that this was a very nice telephone call.

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