21 Pilots Cover Band
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2022
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
A Danish man was caught with 21 vaginas in his freezer, a Washington woman is rescued after falling face first into toilet to retrieve her phone and a Florida Bride and caterer are charged with lacing wedding food with weed.
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| 1:18.1 | That was clean. You know what else is clean? All the great stories coming up in this show, |
| 1:22.4 | including a woman falling in a toilet. The right way to approach Anthony and another freezer |
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| 2:05.4 | I mean, Greg actually texted me and said, have you heard the new Pusha T album? The rare |
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