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🗓️ 16 August 2018
⏱️ 73 minutes
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My new Special "Secret Time" Premieres on Netflix August 24th!
Today on Open Tabs I go through my internet search history for the week and talk about Otto & George, diving with orcas, Jim Nortons hands, bungie jumping, Chris Hardwick, Nicki Minaj, and much more!
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, brand new open tabs, my name is Berkryshar, I'm your host. |
0:19.9 | And this is a show where I go through and I open, I, why the fuck do I do this every time? |
0:23.6 | If you're finding this for the first time, this is the show where I go on and I go through |
0:28.4 | all the open tabs I left open on my computer throughout the weekend on the road, I am a comedian, |
0:32.9 | I'm a podcaster, I have a snap flick special coming out August 24th called, for fourth, called |
0:38.8 | secret time, secret time, speaking of which we're going to get to a Nicki Minaj song that |
0:43.7 | is I'm obsessed with because it's maybe the best diss track about guys who can't fucking |
0:47.9 | hip-hop industry Drake. |
0:49.6 | I'm obsessed with fucking Get Ready of Drake. |
0:52.2 | I'm so tired of this kiki fucking song and I love that Nicki, we're going to break |
0:56.5 | down that, I know you guys love when I break down hip-hop for you and we're going to do that. |
1:01.4 | But first we're going to start off with some straight up stand up comedy and this is for |
1:05.2 | those of you who listen to the podcast I did this week with Jim Florentine and we talked |
1:09.7 | about a puppet duo called Auto and George, did you google them at all? |
1:14.0 | Yeah, I remember who they were but I want to hear it. |
1:17.0 | Oh my god, wait let's start, okay let's start with Auto and George and then we'll get |
1:21.0 | to the creepiest hand washing during an interview I've ever seen in my life. |
1:24.4 | Thank you Jim Norton. |
1:25.5 | All right, here we go Auto and George, this is a puppet act and the puppet, if you get |
1:31.1 | offended easily this is the wrong show for you, okay Auto and George. |
1:41.1 | I want to thank Dom, he's been really great to meet his wing and I want to thank the whole crew |
1:45.0 | of Showtime, they're really, really easy to work with, it's been a real pleasure. |
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