21: Minisode: Johnny Pemberton - Glove Your Junk

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood.

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0:00.0	Damn it, Brandon J will share tales of folks.
0:07.5	So unaware they lack in race and sometimes choose.
0:10.1	The life they choose will make the news.
0:12.5	Breaking down each epic failed in Florida.
0:15.1	There's half-priced bail on how to say they.
0:18.1	You didn't make this.
0:20.3	Don't go listening to our podcast, Adam, with co-host,
0:24.4	Armando Dan and Bertie, don't be a jerk.
0:27.5	Don't mess with us, we all think those are funny.
0:30.0	It's the way our gun is taking you down.
0:33.1	Stick around, make a sound, underdown,
0:35.2	It's Don't People Town.
0:37.5	Hey, Towsies, welcome to a mini episode of Dumb People Town.
0:42.0	Population you.
0:42.7	Population, Pemberton.
0:44.0	Johnny Pemberton.
0:45.2	Pemberton.
0:46.1	Population me.
0:47.8	It is population you.
0:48.9	How are you, dude?
0:49.8	I'm sweet.
0:50.7	You are sweet.
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